The Oyster Smack Inn | Hotel in Burnham-on-Crouch

| 9.0 (21 Reviews) |  1 Bathroom
Burnham-on-Crouch Hotel | The Oyster Smack Inn

Hotel in Burnham-on-Crouch

Hotel in Burnham-on-Crouch with a restaurant and a bar
Along with a restaurant, this hotel has a bar/lounge and free self parking. WiFi in public areas is free.
The Oyster Smack Inn offers 10 accommodations with hair dryers. This Burnham-on-Crouch hotel provides complimentary wireless Internet access, with a speed of 25+ Mbps. Bathrooms include showers. Housekeeping is provided daily.

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Amenities

Parking
TV
Bedding/Linens
Wellness Facilities
Fireplace/Heating
Restaurant
Bar
Guest Services
Breakfast
Child Friendly
Internet

Policies

Check-in
Check-in start time: 2:00 pm; check-in end time: 9:00 pm minimum check-in age: 18
Check-out
Check-out before 11:00 am
Child Policy
Children are welcome.
Payment Policy
Fee for continental breakfast: approximately gbp 8.95 for adults and gbp 8.95 for children hosted evening meal: gbp 0.0 the above list may not be comprehensive. fees and deposits may not include tax and are subject to change.
Pet Policy
Pets not allowed

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed this property accepts credit cards, debit cards, and cash

Reviews

Sasha
Oct 21, 2025 10:15:00 PM
Review Score:   6
Summary: Premium room option didn't
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